The 3 Ugliest Men In Italy Unite And Frog Transfers

By: Marco Stucazzo | November 20th, 2007

I’m sorry about this picture but i had to share the pain.

Just Plain Nasty!

This picture was taken by Alex Jones at a an unholy gathering ritual of the Crazy Black Knights of Italia. Moratti, Galliani and Spinelli being in the same room is bad news for everyone. Jones reports that they are planing a conspiracy to take over the world, conquering continents one by one. They vow to perpetrate one crazy act at a time in rapid succession, until the world can’t take it anymore and surrenders. From what i hear, Moratti has cleverly negotiated the rights to solely govern and possess South America. As for Galliani, i just can’t get past the fact that this is his wife(scroll down)

Andrea Ranocchia to Livorno?:

Andrea Ranocchia has been acosted to Livorno in transfer talk. The 19 year old Arezzo central back has been on the market for some time now. He and Floro Flores we’re the only two capable players of the lowly Serie C club. It’s time for the lad to move on to bigger things. The Milan clubs have already gotten their eyes on him, but it seems like Fiorentina have a verbal agreement with Arezzo.

Rannochia (who surely has french roots, somewhere down the genealogic tree) is young, but he’s a hell of talent. He says he models himself after Alessandro Nesta. He’s only 19 years old, but the young stud is none the less an Azzurrini. Andrea Russotto and Lorenzo De Silvestri are the only other 1988 born players on the U21 squad and those two are massively talented and very highly regarded prospects.The teenage defender has a huge upside, jumps like a frog, has a cool name,
he is ready to sharpen his skills in Serie A.

After seeing that picture i’m officially convinced Ranocchia should jump on the Livorno Bandwagon.Unfortunately, Livorno faces fierce competition from Fiorentina for the Azzurrini stopper. We all know about Pantaleo Corvino and his acute Wenger-itis, It’s a disease that cannnot be cured. A lot of websites are saying that it’s already a done deal between Ranocchia and La Viola. Livorno is suggesting a kind of Loan deal with Fiorentina after they’ve acquired him. A NBA style sign and trade deal, but without the permanence and all.

The 19 year old could help fill the backline, but he’s more of a medium term investment than a experienced addition for the relegation battle. I don’t see Aldo coughing up much sesterces, but Livorno need at least one U21 representative on their squad. Let’s see what transpires

Zampagna? : The Atalantan big man has been ousted from the Roster. Gigi ‘’ I was the coach of Porto for 97 minutes ‘’ Del Neri has announced today that Zampagna won’t be needed in Bergamo anymore. Spinelli probably has a little money left so, why the hell not?

He’s an experienced forward that can score the important and/or nifty goal on his day. The guy ‘s a beast.

He’s a big presence in the box and has a delicate touch for a big man. Definitely a better replacement that Fausto Rossini and he would create some healthy competition with Albanian hitman Bogdani and Diego Tristan, if the Training Gods decide to shine their regenerative light on the Spaniard.

Palermo is one of the other teams interested as well as his former employer Messina.

Other voices, ok let’s say murmurs, send Sam Dalla Bona to the beautiful Tuscan maritime republic. Livorno can use more midfielders and the ex-milan/Chelsea player could lend a useful hand. He’s not playing in Napoli anyways.

* Later: The mysterious secrets of the Camolese Miracle Cure for Serie A strugglers…