Livorno – Roma, an easy 3 points for the Tuscans

By: Marco Stucazzo | April 18th, 2008

Can’t touch this !

Finally a game Livorno can easily get points from. Roma is one of the crappiest teams in Serie A, and has been for the last couple of years now. The red and yellows have a bunch of no names and has-beens on their squad so Livorno will easily be able to breeze through this one using their awesome fire power, cluster fuck attack and fluidity at going from defense to attack. The solid livornese Midfield will be able to provide our world class attackers with enough useful balls to see us bring back the 3 points from this one and keep our scudetto hopes alive.

Seeing how Roma sucks hard at home, this will the perfect opportunity to get closer to that Scudetto or at least secure that 2nd place that’s so important for the CL and the August time off. Even if their owner is done with this team at the end of the season, that doesn’t mean Roma will want to go down in flames so I expect a hard fought battle. But seeing the difference in talent, especially on paper, I say Livorno has the upper edge and should be coming out of this one with their heads up high and another convincing win to insert in the standings. This game couldn’t have come at a better time for Livorno seeing how they get to meet a crappy team before the oh-so-important final 5 game stretch to the season.

The amazing firepower, world class defence and unique Livorno style of play is no match for the mini minnows that call themselves Roma. It’s no surprise that a little team like Roma doesn’t have the necessary environment to provide their fans with the talent and teams they deserve, but that’s just how it is. I don’t have time to feel bad for the smaller team or to root for the underdog, I’m just not like that.

This is what happened last time :

Look at our world class attacker take that crappy Roman defender to school. Ferrari might be his name, but quickness ain’t part of his game.

I’m pretty sure Roma’s pissed. Those 2 points they didn’t pick up would have helped out in their relegation battle…

Probables :

Roma : no stars or big names on this squad

For more info on Roma, you’re plain out of Luck ! I don’t know about any English sites that cover AS Roma. It’s quite understandable, seriously, who cares about Roma anyways ?
Roma Doni; Cicinho, Mexes, Juan, Tonetto; De Rossi, Pizarro; Taddei, Perrotta, Vucinic; Totti

Livorno : Amelia; Grandoni, Knezevic, Galante; Pulzetti, Vidigal, De Vezze, Bergvold, Pasquale; Diamanti; Rossini

Prediction : 3-1 livorno

I see at least 3 goals from our attackers in this one. With a little magic from the Italian Master himself Francesco Tavano, a rich man’s Francesco Totti .


Forza Livorno !






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  • frank |  April 18th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

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    Thi is not a joke and you should at least provide SOME realistic reviews. Waste of time. . . plus CHris (@ ROMA) is a better writter anyways!

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  • Marco420 |  April 18th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

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    That’s pretty much my way of saying, we’re screwed. But if you don’t have a sense of humor, you’re in the wrong place Frank.

    You can always enjoy the other million Livorno websites
    or just go ahead and read Chris’s report

    Forza Livorno !

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  • vincent |  April 18th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

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    Ha Ha. Excellent Marco. Forza Lvorno.

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  • aba_bab |  April 18th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

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    lol… well at least you dont lack heart…

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  • romabaha |  April 19th, 2008 at 3:48 am

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    Mice write up, Marko!

    The world is full of idiots and you do not have to explain yourself what you meant by the article. Us, Roma fans should have taken the same approach with ManUSA but no, no…we believed what Ms. Cleo told us that we are at least going to the CL Final.

    Anyways, good luck to your team!

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  • tamim |  April 19th, 2008 at 6:12 am

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    nice one marco…..lol

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  • artan |  April 19th, 2008 at 7:34 am

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    You Marco are a really stupid idiot !! Roma no stars ?! Easy 3 points for livorno ?! Ok u know what after the game is over, I’ll be writing here again aand laugh at u and prove u how stupid u r sir !!

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  • Marco420 |  April 19th, 2008 at 8:11 am

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    Artan, you just made my day, thank you

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  • Caroe |  April 19th, 2008 at 8:49 am

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    Funny posts, but funnier comments :D

    artan is right, though.. I hear The Holy Roman Trinity are supposed to be pretty good footballers ;-)

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  • brief |  April 19th, 2008 at 11:09 am

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    Well, close but no cigar. Next time better, guys. ;-)

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  • Mike |  April 19th, 2008 at 11:09 am

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    Marco your post brought us luck. I love the people with no sense of humor now they had to watch de rossi cryin knowing they will not win the scudetto. Forza Livorno tied roma twice wthis year. Forza livorno!!!!!! Also Amelia looked great as usual it will be hard without him next year.

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  • -nickt.- |  April 19th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

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    wow! who saw that coming. great for livorno to pick up a point. give some hope for safety. kinda sad it had to come against roma though. i’m so torn.

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  • aron |  April 19th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

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    we get a point verso the mighty roma….

    and some people have no sense of humor…

    Now we just need 5 teams to lose tomorrow… as long as none of them are playing each other.. I haven’t checked :)

    and why does this site keep saying I am posting from the US when I am sitting in Livorno?

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  • aron |  April 19th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

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    also if any of you happen to play FIFA 08 on the PS3 look me up I am “wheezl” on the PS3 network.

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  • Mike |  April 19th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

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    aron,

    i do not have ps3 I have ps2. But are you from Livorno? or just visting there? I am from the US but looking to come visit Livorno soon. I would love to know more about the city. You can email me at mstack28@gmail.com
    Forza Livorno

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  • Tj |  April 20th, 2008 at 7:05 am

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    i called it!! did i not say we would tie roma! now we’re going to beat ac milan 2-1 and beat the last three teams 1-0 !!!!!!!!

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